Governator's genius wordplay

This is not poetry, but it is still wordplay at its finest lol.

http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/10/28/schwarzenegger-gives-california-legislature-a-hidden-finger/

5

Maranatha;
Come quickly, 5 o'clock.
:)

Once when I had time,

Though I didnt have a dime,

I decided it was time

To write a poem that actually had ending words that sounded similar.

13-10-13

When a friend is hurting it is difficult to help

Especially when I really want to

Because words are inadequate, but are all I have

And then when I say things like I know how you feel or

I have been there too it seems like that's just

Empty talk. But I really have been there too, you know :(

Goodnite

I miss your lips.
They miss you too.
Goodnight, Faron.
Have a great day tomorrow.
I don't want to tell you goodnight :)

Panic

My whole world crashes.
I have no lifeline.
No social network.
I panic.
Then I remember,
Hold the power and main buttons down
To reboot.
All is well again :)

Gym in the Morning

I set the alarm for 6.
I tell myself it's for health, not vanity.
6? Really? It's 1130 now.
You know, going in the evenings is not so bad.
:P

Always Reset Your Old Phone Before You Sell It

(Incoming) Happy birthday, tiny pecker.
(Outgoing) Isn't that an Elton John song?

Waiting

I am sitting at bam waiting
for Joe to call because he wants
to do something.
Sometimes just being there for someone
can really try my patience lol.

Hip

I am the coolest, most enlightened person
in bam
because I am sitting here drinking my latte
and reading "Good Poems for Hard Times"
hahahaha!